Look, I know the picture is squished and gross. I spent so much time trying to make it the right size ratio and I gave up. You happy? Leave me alone. I am not sinking my life into this website like I did when I was a teenager. This is good enough.

With that out of the way, I am here solely to entertain myself. I have no end goal. I don't have any goals. I just click clack away on my little keyboard and make myself chuckle.

Your chuckles don't matter as much to me, unfortunately. Maybe you'll still chuckle idk.

There's still a lot of space here. I said I wasn't sinking my life into this website anymore, but I am indeed staring at a wall of code trying to think of witty little blurbs.

I'd be amazed if even 5 people read all this uselessness. But it's here, and I typed it. Damn.